They’re singing “Deck the Halls,” nevertheless it’s not like Christmas in any respect for these celebrities spending essentially the most great time of the yr in federal jail.
From Lori Loughlin to Joe Unique, these stars are jingle bell rocking of their jumpsuits this vacation season, however the prison-industrial complicated is offering them with one fragment of Yuletide delight: a Christmas meal.
TMZ obtained the jail menus for well-known convicts throughout the nation, discovering that many jailbirds shall be feasting on a festive fowl this Chrimbo.
Disgraced “Full Home” actress Lori Loughlin, 56, is about to dine upon Cornish recreation hen with pan gravy and roasted jerk roast beef with horseradish sauce at California’s low-security FCI Dublin. The faculty dishonest scandal collaborator will even obtain rice pilaf, a dinner roll with honey apple butter, Brussels sprouts with brown butter, pumpkin cheesecake, recent fruit and a selection of au-gratin or baked potato. Whereas decadent by lockup requirements, the meal certainly can’t compensate for the truth that she was nearly able to have a good time the vacation as a free lady.
In the meantime, Loughlin’s husband, 57-year-old clothier Mossimo Giannulli, shall be consuming Four ounces of roast beef, baked mac ‘n’ cheese, yams, inexperienced beans, two rolls, pecan pie and half a rooster at California’s USP Lompoc. Ought to he decide to go vegetarian, the medium-security penitentiary will serve up a Four-ounce soy rooster patty and a Four-ounce soy beef patty.
In Texas at FMC Fort Price, “Tiger King” wild baby Joe Unique, 57, is about to devour cornbread dressing, mac ‘n’ cheese, candy peas and pumpkin pie. Unique — whose actual identify is Joseph Maldonado-Passage — moreover has the selection of baked Cornish hen or spinach quiche. He’s at the moment one yr into his 22-year sentence for violating the Endangered Species Act and falsifying wildlife information.
At New York’s Wende Correctional Facility, John Lennon’s assassin, Mark David Chapman, 65, will get pleasure from a meal of baked rooster breast, seasoned rooster gravy, whipped potatoes, seasoned zucchini with sauce, dinner rolls with margarine and, for dessert, an ice-cream sundae, TMZ reported. Chapman, who fatally shot the previous Beatle outdoors his Manhattan house on Dec. eight, 1980, was denied parole for the 11th time this yr.